To be sure: Hand-wringing is usually the wrong thing to do. Laughable in the look-back.

Ok, I am going to be totally gaystatic and corny and all, but no one reads this or knows me: what the hell kind of speech was that last night? Honey-it's supposed to be a farewell address to your classmates, not a fucking Oscar acceptance.

Thank goodness the idiot box can remain off for a while now.