7.28.06: Chewed out

I don't know if this is the right forum for this. I don't know if this will make me feel better. I don't know much of anything right now except that the man in the cubicle next to me CHEWS too loudly and in a most disgusting manner. It is almost like he is gumming his food in an old-man-lost-dentures scenario. It creates the most grievously obnoxious sounds and it just GROSSES ME OUT. My stomach is turning.

This didn't make me feel any better.

Let's try this: Not only does he smack his lips while gumming his food, he SLURPS. And he seems to be always eating some kind of homemade noodle concotion from a Tupperware container that requires both the chewing and the slurping.

I miss my office. My own office with a door and silence therein.