Up Your Ante!

Today is a day of hedonistic abandon. I want more, more, more, but not with a rebel yell. Every cigarette I smoke makes we want another 5. Every slurp I take of the sugary, caffeinated concoction before me makes me want 10 more. Every 10 minutes I tacked on to my lunch �hour� today made me want to take another 20. Every glimpse I get of the new office hottie squandering his valuable time outside puffing (I know, I know! AND he smokes! What a keeper!) makes me want another and another in varyingly increased states of undress.

What this evening holds after I leave this forsaken pit of dashed dreams, I know not. I will, however, venture a guess that it will not involve judiciousness, moderation, or prudence.

Yah! That�s only a guess. I may be in bed by 11.