This is silly. I misheard someone the other night who was saying "X person did (insert stupid thing here) because he'd gotten cock blocked." I thought the person said 'cock blanche.' You know, as in carte blanche. Which is a way better, more colorful term. Cock blanche is brimming with possibilities. Yes, that's brimming, not...nevermind. Jeez.

That's all I'm capable of today. Pffft, says ye olde braine. I'm off to the Left Coast...updates will be sporadic for a few weeks. Smell you later!